Never Knows Best
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NSFW... I have no qualms about putting adult content on my tumblr so if you're underaged, in a public place or @ work don't browse my tumblr
This is a safe place, be not ashamed.
The perils of eating with the fam bam
There i am, minding my own business and doing my fat kid thang
When my lil cousin asks for some of my food. Mind you there is never any left in the kitchen at this point.
My reaction
but inside
Because in a perfect world i’d be like
Putting your iPod on shuffle:
“Not this one.”
“…or this one.”
“Bingo!”
(Source: acometandaraven, via sometimethisyear)
Home Alone (the ten step program)
step one: Get Naked
step two: Eat EVERYTHING
step four: party like a rawkstar (this step requires sinfully loud music)
step five: A Little Kinda/Sorta Masturbation
step six: Actual Masturbation
step seven: Climax, bathe in the afterglow
step eight: Play video games, be loud and cuss at the television
step nine: defile every inch of the house with your naked body
step Ten: ENJOY LYFE (repeat steps five through seven if nevessary)
Hear keys in the door
When a “friend” says something to make you feel bad about yourself
At first i’m like
but i remember i’m fly so i go
while browsing porn your mom calls/walks in
Inside
Reality
i FUCKING love this
(via dominiquetheuniquefreak)
IT’S A PARTY BITCHES
frozenwithfear-livingwithpride:
The Drunk Bitches be like
The Niggas be like
The Party Sluts be like
The Divas be like
The Rich Chicks be like
The Hot Guys be like
The Pot Heads be like
That Guy You Thought Was Straight be like
The Ghetto Gurls be like
The 9yr Olds be like
The Hipsters be like
The Queens be like
That Weird Girl be like
The Drunk Frat Boys be like
Then a Michael Jackson song comes on and EVERYBODY be like
i can’t believe this is still circulating around tumblr
(via alwayssdejax3)