February 2012
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Conversation with my son earlier.
Him: Daddy, you need to eat healthy. At school, they teach us that fast food is bad for you.
Me: I know, but it tastes amazing *bites burger*
Him: No more burgers, throw it away!
Me: Hm, if I give up fast food, you have to give up candy!
Him: What are you trying to do? Kill me?
Me: A deal is a deal, we have to compromise. I'll give up fast food if you give up candy.
Him: Um, nevermind. Carry on!
So thats why I havent won one either?
Daffy: Hey what's that?
Bugs: I won a Nobel Prize
Daffy: What's it for?
Bugs: Making a huge contribution to the benefit of humanity.
Daffy: 'The benefit of humanity' no wonder I haven't won it.
